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For The Longest Time
A parody written by Matt Kellner, of the song by Billy Joel

Woahhh ohh ohh ohhhhh, for the longest time!
Woahh ohh ohhhh, for the longest...

English, Science, Mathematics too,
Finals are here and what am I to do?
I really want to pass,
And I think you ought to know that
I just haven't studied for the longest time!

All my teachers say my grades are low.
These are finals that I just can't blow!
If I get a low mark,
I might just find my future dark,
'Cause I haven't studied for the longest time!

I have got to ace these big exams!
I guess I'll have to cram,
I hope they're not too hard!
If I flunk I'll sure look like a fool.
To miss it would be cool,
And it's all I could hope for.

Maybe I could call and stay home sick.
Boy, that sure would be a dirty trick! But
then there'd be a makeup, and
I'd be messing my whole life up.
I just haven't studied for the longest time!

Why did I not study for this test?
On it my future rests,
And my dreams may not come true.
If I take the finals unprepared,
I know that I'll be scared, 'Cause I'll
Get the answers all wrong!

What will all of my friends think of me,
When my grades are lower than a C?
I have just got to pass!
Or otherwise my ass is grass!
I just haven't studied for the longest time!

Woahhh ohh ohh ohhhhh, for the longest time!
Woahh ohh ohhhh, for the longest time!
Woahh ohh ohhhh, for the longest time...

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